just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead
you’re not ready to watch this video
i think i saw god
bluewhitedragon20 ummm….what lol?
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
it got better
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I think that’s how it feels to pass finals
Man those four years must have been really fucking rough.
Well it’s dean who knows what he’ll he put them through
What level did ur dog learn flamethrower
i dont remember this part of the bible
After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
Read this shit loloh my gufkcing goisdflkja
That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.
Yeah sure let me just track sand over my entire house I mean are you serious can you imagine the mess what a catastrophically bad idea
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life
"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
He does this and I love it :)